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Do it now. It's fantastic!
"I'm On Setanta Sports" has become a cult classic among soccer fans, myself included. It's all over YouTube, but I wanted to have a place where you can watch every episode, in its entirety, on one site. So here it is. Do it on him now. Why not? SEASON TWO 6. NEWCASTLE TAKEOVER: THE TRUTH. The gang discovers who is behind the latest bid to run Newcastle United. Also, Jose has a special message for Houston, Fabio gives Rooney more room to be creative, and The Voyeur (chew, chew) continues to be one step (chew, chew) behind the Special One. 5. DIRECTOR OF PROGRAMMA. Jose's "bulging of the inbox" is the least of his worries as he must compete with Director of Programma Fabio Capello's unwelcome meddling. 4. THE BATTLE FOR BERBA. The gang re-creates the Manchester clubs' pursuit of Dimitar Berbatov. Starring It as "The Shake," The Boy Rooney as "The Boy Berba" and Jose as "Mr. Alex." Plus, a very important announcement. 3. MILLIONAIRE. Jose and Sven play Celebrity Millionaire to raise funds for Dimitar Berbatov. Voyeur, sadly enough, wants no part of this. Also, some brilliant callbacks: Nani, Wayne's Word, Dave From Stoke and Jose interviewing himself. SPECIAL "SHUT UP" NOTE: Chris Tarrant joins the list of non-soccer people Jose has told to shut up. Tarrant shares the honor with Simon Cowell and Nelson Mandela (but not Noel Edmunds). 2. 1-800-SAVE-BERBA. The gang does its best to find Dimitar Berbatov a home. Also, the show's creators have a bit of fun with Michael Jackson lookalike Nani. 1. NEW SEASON, SAME OLD STORY. Jose ("a champion in two countries") reacquaints us with It (who explains the difference between football in England and Mexico) and The Boy (who suffers from "It's Not Malaria Like"). Plus, we hear from Rafa, Voyeur, Big Boss and Mr. Alex.
SEASON ONE 1. I'M BACK. He said he'd be back, and now he's back, so he made fantastic prediction. He discusses moon landings, his uncockiness, his new show and the England job. 2. HIS DEBUT SHOW. Oddly enough, a poll shows that Jose would do better coaching England than Cabbage Man. Plus, we're introduced to Dave from Newcastle. 3. STEVIE G'S ENGLISH FOR GAFFERS. Jose offers Cabbage Man a Christmas gift. He also explains Liverpool's rotation policy, his latest job offers, and how to make an omelette. 4. A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS MESSAGE. As humble as you would expect it to be. 5. ARGUING WITH THE ONES YOU LOVE. Jose provokes an argument among the Voyeur, Mr. Alex and Fat Man Rafa.
6. JANUARY SALES. The Special One gets a call from South Africa and learns about YouTube. He also takes us on a tour of eBay and picks up a player.
7. BIG NEWS FROM NEWCASTLE. The Special One's show on the heels of Kevin Keegan's return to Newcastle includes a scolding in the diary room. 8. NEW SIGNING ON THE WAY! The Special One hypes his new signing, revisits his 2005 press conference from Barcelona and tells Nelson Mandela to shut up. 9. A SPECIAL PRESS CONFERENCE. This special edition of this special program reveals Jose's first signing: Sven-Goran Eriksson. We'll grow to love "It." 10. SVEN'S DEBUT. With a new special scarf and no grasp whatsoever of the camera angles or the show's order, "It" makes its debut. 11. JOSE INTERVIEWS RAFA. The Special One shows off his journalism skills with two exclusives from Liverpool. 12. SVEN AND BECKS. Sven goes gangsta and speaks with an old friend from L.A. (as opposed to Los Angeles) 13. SVEN'S WONDERFUL WORLD OF FOOTBALL. The Voyeur complains about Jose's "deficiency of the soul," and Sven becomes a crowd pleaser in a rather odd place for a remote interview about football. 14. JOSE'S MOVIE MOMENTS. Includes a special shout-out to Steven Goff's Soccer Insider, financial news, pack journalism at its finest, and a parade of managers with no Quentin Tarantino knowledge. 15. SIGNING NO. 2. Jose introduces Wayne Rooney as his new signing. Plus, a special report from Wall Street and an apology. 16. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOY. Cristiano Ronaldo has an injury scare, Jose and Sven have a lovers' quarrel, and "The Rooney" displays his many talents. 17. WENGER THE VOYEUR. Arsenal's coach is caught red-handed. Also, Sven shows off his musical acumen, not the least of which is getting a guitar sound out of a bass for Wayne's new feature. 18. TO ALL THE FANS WE'VE LOVED BEFORE. Willie Nelson (and his doppelganger) pay a visit, Wayne shows off his Italian and The Special One can't resist another dig at his former club. 19. THEY'VE GOT TALENT. The crew auditions for "Britain's Got Talent." And by the way, has anyone seen Dave From Newcastle?
20. WHAT'S UP WITH "IT"? Jose speculates on Sven's future, and Wayne sits down for an exclusive interview with Shola Ameobi's No. 1 fan. Plus, has The Special One mentioned he's fantastic? 21. LIKE SVEN ... Show creator Mario Rosenstock gained fame by writing songs for "Jose," so he goes back to his bread-and-butter to close out a very successful first season. |
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