Holy crap! My stuff's on the Web!

The No Shame Theater accepts skits from everyone, including me.

"CATHOLIC, UNORTHODOX" (performed Dec. 14, 2007)

Well, I have been told that you can meet wonderful single people at church. Performed at the Fourth Frickin' Holiday Special Spectacular ... On Ice!
--- To see it, click here. (Skit No. 3)
--- To read it, click here.
--- Your Actors ---
JOLIA JONES as Single Suzie
IAN FEDERGREEN as Father Tim
ME as The Fat F**k Who Receives Communion
CARRIE LaFERLE as A Catholic Who Has Yet To Receive Communion
STEPHEN GERGELY as The Other Catholic Who Has Yet To Receive Communion
AND FEATURING JONATHAN PRICE on the piano

"WHAT THE F**K IS MY PROBLEM?" (performed Dec. 7, 2007)

How can it be my fault? I've read all the dating manuals.
--- To read it, click here.

"AS GOOD AS NEW" (performed Nov. 30, 2007)

So. How do you like your beer?
--- To read it, click here.

"BREAK UP AMERICA" and "A MANIFESTO FOR THE WORKING CLASS OF THE 21ST CENTURY" (performed Nov. 16, 2007)

See what happens when Whiny Winnie wants to break up with her boyfriend but doesn't want to actually tell him.
--- To see the skits, click here. (Skit Nos. 6 and 10)
--- To read "BreakUp America," click here.
--- To read "A Manifesto for the Working Class of the 21st Century," click here.
--- Your Actors ---
ADELICIA MORRIS as Whiny Winnie
SOMEONE ELSE WHO WILL GET HER DUE AS SOON AS I GET HER NAME as Perky Petra
CHRISTINE MOORE as the voice behind BreakUp America
HANEEF as the revolutionary preparing to unleash his fury to the working class of America

"THE CORNER OFFICE" (performed Nov. 9, 2007)

Snazzy Jeff needs money. So he relies on an unlikely source.
--- To read it, click here.

"TAX DOLLARS AT WORK" (performed Nov. 2, 2007)

When Patty Procrastinator finally decides to pay her traffic violation ticket to the City of Santangeles Beach, she's taken on a wild goose chase, courtesy of the taxpayer-funded automated system.
--- To see it, click here. (Skit No. 13)
--- To read it, click here.
--- Your Actors ---
JULIA CARPENTER as the automated system
CHRISTINE MOORE as Patty Procrastinator

"SELLING THE WAR" (performed Oct. 5, 2007)

President Bush is a telemarketer selling the next war. Enjoy the credits, because they're funnier than the actual skit.
--- To see it, click here. (Skit No. 11)
--- To read it, click here.
--- Your Actors ---
ANTHONY D'ALESSANDRO (of Brattleboro, Vt.) as Karl Rove
BEN ZOLNO as George W. Bush
SIR RICHARD NATHAN as A Smart Person Who Doesn't Fool Easily
PENELOPE HSU as Lynne Cheney
FRANK ENSENBERGER as the Dick of the household, aka Dick Cheney
ME as Senator Craig
ERIC as another telemarketer

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU WANTED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE NO SHAME THEATER? GLAD YOU ASKED ...

No Shame Theatre had its humble beginnings on the back of a pickup truck in Iowa. Now that I've grabbed your attention with that amusing-yet-true anecdote, read more about it by clicking here.

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